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| Thursday, January 25, 2007 |
| Thursday, September 02, 2010 10:57:33 PM |
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You realise that the base seller's fee is 50c and you stood to pay 69c by listing the auction for the agreed price - for the sake of 19c this has created a bit of a mess for you.
Not saying that this would definately have deterred the person from buying by listing for $10, it probably would have though...
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G.B. Dragon wrote:Fushioh Richie
wina
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Jasin leaves in 3 hours. get keen?
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gemini elf was closer
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Part 1: Bus
Armed with drink bottles of wine, Kerr and Long set off on a 2 leg trip to Churton Park. Rules for this 2 part leg were simple; leg 1 you must consume every time you see a fat old woman, leg 2 you must consume every time a bus stop is passed. The ultimate goal was to finish the bottle of wine before the trip was over. (Sidenote: On the bus we saw a Johno look alike, an authentic Pinoy and 2 asian 14 year olds with lisps talking about the raunchy properties of truth and dare) Kerr finished his wine and then instructed Jasin to do the same, barring him from the premises until he drained his vessel. Long obliged, and then obliged doubly, producing a wide river (rivalling that of King Olssen III) of FISH PIECES and wine all over the hosts' lawn.
Part 2: Piner flavour
After making a grand entrance to pre-drinks, Kerr and Jasin get down to some old Piner ruckus, grabbing a banana and microwaving it, much to the hosts dismay. After that fun is over, Jasin starts to name HoN characters for Kerr to draw on a piece of Tui box. After we have a little family, comprised of Slither, Devourer and Behemoth, we invent a new drinking game to show the masses - Chris 'Ulysses' McLay's Mathematics Nightmare (CUMMN for short, pronounced cue-min like the spice)
Rules: 4 cards placed facedown infront of player. All players flip @ same time. Add the sum of all cards together and subtract 6, the first person to do so is immune from drinking. The last variable can be altered to suit drunkness. Eg. 'multiply by 16' for sober sallies or 'add 2' for maggot marshalls.
Part 3: Townloins
Arriving in town, we head to DTL where we hit up the pokies. Jasin apparently is a master and takes the reins (after I insert my coin). This is my memory of the pokies;
J: "You only ever hit 50 lines"
*presses*
J: "*** WE LOST"
*presses*
J: "YEEEEAH BOY WE WON 15c!!"
*presses*
J: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 10c!"
*presses*
J: "Fuccckkk"
*presses*
J: "***, we lost, there goes OUR $2"
Z: "Wow.."
Kerr purchases a jug of beer for the men to share. A text is then sent to Logan but he's busy chasing far saltier persuits. We then head to the TAB part of DTL, where Jasin flippantly exclaims "10,000 on that horse mate!". Funnily enough, he'd randomly pointed to a horse named 'Debt Creator'...
The 2 amigos then seperate for the last half of the night, with Long hanging low @ Hope Bros and Kerrturtle groovin' the night away at Tokyo Pinoy House and Bogie Wonderland.
zort
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gemini elf pew
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gyroid maaaaaang
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#1 Logney bear.
Misplaced in Countdown Johnsonville, possibly in the frozen isle.
-Large
-Intelligigarble
-Useful with wood and nails
If you find him, please text Kerr on 0273059388 as we'd dearly love to see our little Devourer again. Cheers.
Kerr
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I'm not giving you any more of my hard earned dollars or monkeys until you give me a satisfying story. Ratkin Jr could've crafted that pile of piss.
Machine sucks.
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Darkstar wrote:[quote=Pixilated]WHAT?...... FINE
*inserts 50p*
*Shakes head slowly @ Johno*
You ain't got the golden touch, son. Watch the true master at work and learn the tricks of the trade. If you want a Ghandi-Tendulkar worthy yarn, you gotta insert your hard worked earnings.
*inserts golden monkey*
/Waiting eagerly for yarn 
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